Can You Imagine What the Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly Wedding Will Look Like?


Did you hear already? Did a black crow soar into your window last night and caw horribly: “Megan Fox and Colson ‘Machine Gun Kelly’ Baker are betrothed”? Did a viper slither its way up your leg and around your waist so it might whisper in your ear: “It is done. They are to be wed.” Did some icy writhe interrupt you before your third incantation of “Beetlejuice” with a shiver down your spine, one that intimated in crystal clear meaning: “Stop that. He’s already here, and he put a ring on Megan Fox’s finger”? 

Well, if this is the first you’re hearing about it, welcome to the happy, terrible knowledge that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are engaged! He got down on one knee, and then she got on his level, and they pledged eternity to each other. And then, in Fox’s words, “we drank each other’s blood.” Those of us who are of the age of remembering are yelling Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton who?

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“In July of 2020 we sat under this banyan tree,” she captioned a video of the proposal, caught from a couple different angles. “We asked for magic. We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time. Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma.” 

“Somehow a year and a half later, having walked through hell together, and having laughed more than I ever imagined possible, he asked me to marry him.” she added. “And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes. …and then we drank each other’s blood.”

Kelly for his part, explained the thinking behind the double teardrop-stone engagement ring he gave to Fox. “I know tradition is one ring,” he wrote in an Instagram caption, “but I designed it with Stephen Webster to be two: the emerald (her birth stone) and the diamond (my birth stone) set on two magnetic bands of thorns that draw together as two halves of the same soul forming the obscure heart that is our love.” (A JFK Airport spy told Page Six that she was showing her ring off to fellow Delta Lounge denizen as they apparently connected to a flight back to Los Angeles from Puerto Rico, home of the aforementioned banyan tree.)

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Fox and Kelly met on the set of a Randall Emmett production (Emmett is a producer and Lala Kent of Vanderpump Rules’ ex-fiancé and the man who allegedly called 50 Cent “Fofty” once in a text message forever changing what we call 50 Cent. That’s right. It’s all connected. Everyone is connected.) Fox then starred in Kelly’s music video for his song “Bloody Valentine.” 

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They have since been giving the people what they want: anecdotes about tattooing each other  and weird quotes about their relationship. Recall, in a couples profile GQ U.K., Fox said, “You smell like weed.” And MGK replied, “I am weed.”

The pair are also close friends with former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and his fiancée, Kourtney Kardashian, and, incidentally, a pop-punk double wedding is exactly what the world needs right now. Can you imagine it? Part head-to-toe leather on a beach, part Lydia Deetz red lace and tulle. Roses hand-dipped in black wax. The whole thing smelling of the cadaver flower. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with the ultimate death pact (i.e. marriage). 

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